Who needs the pool?

I have found my bathrub works far better then the city pool:

1. No fee to get in. The building pays my water.
2. No sunscreen need (the kids hate it)
3. If they splash, no one else is effected
4. I do not need to be in pool attire
5. It is air conditioned, if I so desire
6. I can go at any time
7. No worries about my children drinking the water for fear of chemicals
8. No need to decipher weird swim diaper rules
9. No having to see other people in their swim attire (which can sometimes frighten me)
10. There is always a lifeguard on duty at my bath tub
11. No one asks me to buy them expensive snacks
12. Or play on the rusty playground afterwards

I love my tub!